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(oo3) It's almost porn...almost! [29 Sep 2010|08:49pm]
[ mood | relaxed ]
[ music | Hands All Over -- Maroon 5 ]

[Accidental Video:]

[The video cuts in on Cali getting her handstand on and counting quietly to herself. When she reaches twenty she switches to a different pose to hold for another twenty seconds. Cali repeats this a few more times with different positions until the video cuts out again.]

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(oo2) No, THIS is what you get for waking up in Vegas [22 Aug 2010|03:36am]
[ mood | bitchy ]
[ music | I'm Yours -- Jason Mraz ]

[FLYING VIDEO~~~/o/]
[After a horrid assault on all your eyes of flashing colors and trees going topsy-turvy, you shall be greeted with the peace and serenity Caldina's feet are known to bring...

...right in the face because she felt like kicking her journal a second time. The journal lands some feet away and Cali marches into view wearing a bed sheet, a sour expression, and her hair down.]

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW TOTALLY RUDE AND MEAN AND JUST PLAIN CREEPY THIS IS?! I WAS SLEEPING, OKAY?! SUH-LEE-PI--STOP SMILING!! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!! DON'T THINK JUST BECAUSE I'M NAKED I WON'T KICK YOUR BUTT!!!

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(oo1) That's What You Get For Waking Up In Vegas [06 Jun 2010|01:40am]
[ mood | working ]
[ music | TiK ToK -- K$sha ]

So, what? I'm supposed to write about everything that happens?

L A M E.

It's one thing to send a lady to a new place without saying anything, it is something way different to make her write about the job. That's just mean! [...] And kind of sick!

[SIIIIIGH...] Well, I guess I better go find them.

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